Avocado-47 - Ava

i like to think i’m secretly in a tv show or book so everytime im on the verge of breaking down some 14 year old on tumblr is going “ohh the blorbo… blorbo having a bad time 2day:(“

The senate has the chance to do the funniest thing this Ides of March

Found this gem on Pinterest and knew that this would be a hit here

like to charge, reblog to cast <3

walking through princeton campus in the snow really was giving "the snow in the mountains was melting, and bunny had been dead for several weeks before we came to understand the gravity of our situation."

Me from the ages of 6-11

ah! didnt see u there! u caught me indulging in one of my most fascinating interests as of late. its called a "dictionary". *turns page and softly chuckles* oh, this is clever...

(guy who never eats breakfast, hardly eats anything for lunch, regularly drinks caffeinated beverages, procrastinates to the point of physical stress, and barely sleeps) yeah man idk i just don’t feel very alive today

The propaganda machine is working fine

If it's not a new album I'll tell the FBI that Frank's playing that song again.