I Think About This Parallel A Lot Actually

Haymitch and Peeta happily in love with girls who can sing:

Snow:

How the fandom thinks dazai and mori's dynamic works: Toxicity, abuse, bla bla bla

Their actual dynamic:

Mori curled up in the corner, visibly traumatised due to the fact that all his shitty plots are failing

"Dazai-kun, please stop bullying me..."

Dazai slurping some instant noodles while staring into his soul

"I wanna kill myself, give me some medicine that does the job or I'll fuck up your plan so bad you'll do it yourself."

man. the secret history has become so synonymous with dark academia that when u look through the tag its just knit sweaters and latte art. like please show me a text post about how fucking unhinged richard was for staying in a room with a Literal hole in the wall during the dead of winter and almost dying of hypothermia.

the real horror of malevolent is the canon existence of a French Timeline

I think every time Elias and Peter get re-married Elias makes Peter buy him another ring and Elias wears every single one of them just on different fingers and it looks ridiculous but no one says anything because it’s the only way everyone else can keep track of which marriage/divorce they’re on.

when i was... a young shrimp.. my shrather (shrimp father)... took me into the city... to see a marching clam.....

reblog if u have no girlfriend, and no gerard 😔