Armand: I Could Not Prevent It

Instead of "hey siri," it's "hello jon"

this is merely a hypothetical for protocol but if i found out i could use jonathan fucking sims like siri i would abuse that shit all day. do you understand me. “hey siri what’s the weather like today” “evil” “thank you jonathan sims head archivist of the magnus institute, london” do you get what im saying

How the fandom thinks dazai and mori's dynamic works: Toxicity, abuse, bla bla bla

Their actual dynamic:

Mori curled up in the corner, visibly traumatised due to the fact that all his shitty plots are failing

"Dazai-kun, please stop bullying me..."

Dazai slurping some instant noodles while staring into his soul

"I wanna kill myself, give me some medicine that does the job or I'll fuck up your plan so bad you'll do it yourself."

Headphone fatigue is such bullshit. Oh you're punishing me for listening to my beautiful songs? You're hurting me because I'm listening to smart audiobooks? Get over yourself

"Jayce has two hands" so do I. outta my way hammer boy, I'm about to get it

vehicular manslaughter chappell roan be like you can hit a hundred boys with cars

aw man i can't wait to hang out with all 23 of my friends on the 15th of March!!! it will be so much fun.

Never getting over when Keating says "every one of us will turn cold and die" and not only does it pan to Neil but istg you can see him getting akward cus he's definitely been suicidal for a while

Tumblr holidays not being used for the rest of the world is weird. What do you mean I have to go to school/work? Don't you people know Julius Caesar was stabbed multiple times?

i dont believe jonny didnt base gerry keay of gerard way HAVE YOU LISTENED TO MAMA BY MCR ?!