I'm literally Neurodivergent and a minor
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Muppet sex
Quakes in my boots
I think I've perfected my Tumblr algorithm.
FOCUS ON THE BIBLE. STOP REBLOGGING MUPPET SEX. FOCUS ON THE BIBLE. STOP REBLOGGING MUPPET SEX. FOCUS ON THE BIBLE. STOP REBLOGGING MUPPET SEX.
Me: *watering my plant*
Plant: oh yes mommy all over me yess
Me: what
I mean I just want the president to get nuked so sure
petition to have the apocalypse start right neow and the government falls (i have a essay due and i wish i was in new vegas universe instead)
I bet you like it up the ass
So will you when I'm done
Why the fuck was this marked as mature content?????
You turn off the light, cats light up the space
Word minimum? Fine. Whatever. Acceptable.
Word maximum? Literally kys
I hate essays, like bro, watchu mean I gotta write all that shit but if I go above two pages your gonna fail me????😭
Did Bethesda assassinate the pope to open the gates of oblivion in time for the shadow drop?
You’re a few sandwiches short of a picnic
Mmmm yummy picnic yum
https://archiveofourown.org/works/64828774
I believe this should be it
Holy crap louis I uploaded a fanfic on Ao3 for the first time (only one chapter so far) and at least 2 people actually liked it. This is peak life.
(I'll reblog with a link if anyone cares)
Holy crap louis I uploaded a fanfic on Ao3 for the first time (only one chapter so far) and at least 2 people actually liked it. This is peak life.
(I'll reblog with a link if anyone cares)
HOLY SHIT A SECOND ONE????
forever impressed by people who when they're hyperfixating on a media or character come up with complex headcanons and analysis and make up scenarios with them. all my brain does is this for days on end
"cool character I guess..." I mutter, walking away with a suspiciously character shaped lump in my throat
I'm so far gone it's not even "what would they do" bro it literally just gets to "teehee I am the characterrerrr." I'm so cooked it must look like I'm tweaking hardcore (I am)
You ever like a character in such an odd and likely autistic way that a small piece of your psyche takes their shape and now your minds-eye envisions your body as theirs and you catch yourself mimicking their mannerisms and trying to act similar to them. Or like. Are you normal.
You ever like a character in such an odd and likely autistic way that a small piece of your psyche takes their shape and now your minds-eye envisions your body as theirs and you catch yourself mimicking their mannerisms and trying to act similar to them. Or like. Are you normal.
I hope you burn in hell fag
Not like you will in: 👹👹👹🔥🔥🔥⚡️⚡️⚡️THE TEN HELLS!!!!!!!⚡️⚡️⚡️🔥🔥🔥👹👹👹
@wallowzzz ALRIGHT I GET IT
if this gets 100,000 notes then i, the worlds greatest space agency will personally shoot donald trump into the sun
"My comfort character hasn't had a day of comfort in their lives." Weakling. My comfort character has spent their entire life making sure nobody ELSE has a day of comfort. Ascend to my level and meet my challenge or dissipate, worm.
i’m gooning
Why are you such a faggot
I CAST 👹👹🔥🔥🔥⚡️⚡️⚡️THE TEN HELLS!!!!!!⚡️⚡️⚡️🔥🔥🔥👹👹👹
AND SILKSONG OUTTA NOWHERE WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
Fuck Adi Shaknar. Real devil hunters either don't watch the anime or at least pirate it. Dante told me himself.
You. Keep talking.
We all love transmasc Gabriel headcanon but what if…
Oh Gabriel Ultrakill, I could never do that to you.
If I'm ever venting about bottom dysphoria and someone goes "Oh trust me you don't want a uterus haha, you're lucky" then I might actually +ULTRICOSHOT +A FISTFULL OF DOLLARS +DISRESPECT +SAVAGE +HEADSHOT +PARRY +BIG KILL