“we Live In An Uncaring Universe” Yeah Dude And I Live In An Uncaring House. And I Shit In An Uncaring

“do you write for work or just for fun” none of the above. this activity is neither profitable nor enjoyable

go white boy goooo

Family Recipe

You and me go fishing in the dark 🐟

wish we had more internal organ emojis

“i love survivor, and my least favorite part about survivor, when i think about playing it, is being outside. the ability to play survivor inside is a dream come true.”

- brennan lee mulligan, spitting facts

I’m just saying that maybe it wouldn’t have turned out quite as bad.

my bestie is always going on about how she wants to live in the *big city* but she can’t deal with the night screams we hear outside our small town apartment. Like I love you girlie but let’s be real Patrice, do you think there are not night screams in New York? I bet they night scream a lot in New York.