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today on white culture

i swear to god one of the young moms on my fb said her kid went to another kids birthday party and the birthday boy was named oven

Come get this dick-fil-a

tasty

that feeling

My sister just walked into my room, grunted “oil” and promptly collapsed on the floor

For a second I thought you were talking to a boy, like as in a little boy, like a toddler, and I was about to get on your ass about this but to be honest once I read it correctly, this is the most accurate post I’ve ever seen.

Once a boy looked very sadly at me after a little bit of conversation. ‘you’re so smart’ he said, ‘I feel like I couldn’t keep up’. And then he did that sad boy face where you’re supposed to agree to tone yourself down. So I said ‘probably’ and fucked his mate.

5,000 notes and ill wear this to interactive introverts xx

“i wish i lived in the country side!”

no u dont. You dont want to have to drive an hour just to get some McDonalds. There is nothing to do here and everyone is racist. My neighbour’s chickens got stolen last week

when will dan and phil make a full length youtube video with thomas sanders

THIS IS WHY I’M PROUD TO BE A RAVENCLAW

I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them

when will dan and phil make a full length youtube video with thomas sanders