It’s Almost The 4th Of July Don’t Forget To Salute America’s Ass!!!!!

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

Here’s your fukcing endgame spoilers

The only theft headcannon involving Miles anyone’s allowed to have is that one time he accidentally “stole” some crayons from Applebee’s and was just so distraught he turned himself in.

Miles, sobbing: “I’m so so sorryy, dad. YooU hh;;avee,, ,to aarrest m.”

Officer Davis: “No, Miles, it’s okay. The restaurant gave you those crayons. Also you’re 5.”

Peter b Parker: Michelle Obama is president in this universe?

Miles: yeah? Who’s president in your universe?

Miles: why are you crying?

Stan Lee and Robert Downey Jr. behind the scenes of “Iron Man”, (2008). Dir. Jon Favreau.

No offense but women should be allowed to talk about the horrible effects makeup had on their self esteem and how the beauty industry in general affects women in general without having to put ten thousand disclaimers coddling the feelings of women who like winged eyeliner

i’m upset 3000

Wolverine: You always believe that everything is going to work out. How do you do it?

Nightcrawler: Well, I’ll tell you my secret!

Nightcrawler: I lie to myself. Every morning, when I wake up, I say "Everything’s going to be okay", but I’m LYING. And I don’t know how much longer I can do it.

Nightcrawler: *smiling* Have a swell night!

Marvel: Tom Hiddleston is too old for Loki

My confused ass:

If Loki had taken over Earth, music and art programs would have finally got more funding than sports.