Tell Me You Said No.

maleficent: *curses an infant*

diaval:

“You and your boy could have a good life. He could be a child for a while. Wouldn't that be nice?”

Harwin Strong coming up at Rhaenyra like “so I heard the position of being your whore was open”

Manipulate manwhore malewife matt murdock

the words “my beautiful, beautiful makkari, did you miss me?” will forever live in my head rent free. im afraid i won’t ever be able to be in love because that just made my standards even higher

the really enthusiastic clapping and giggling whilst being in the wolverine suit really gets me

he is the cutest alive

Maester: Name?

Aegon II, completely hungover: Aegon, second of his name, rightful king, and protector of the realm.

Maester, tired of his job:….

Maester: Sex?

Aegon II, suddenly sober: Often.

Maester: ….I meant male or female.

Aegon II: Doesn’t matter. Both have a lot to offer me.

Maester, internally: …if I poison him now will anyone actually care?….

Din just going “No, Grogu” in the most dad way possible when Grogu went after the Anzellans

Fourteen and Donna are waking up on a beach in Spain thinking they had too many cocktails at lunchtime.

Even in retirement Matpat is still tormented by fnaf