Bangboop

—ethel cain; family tree (intro)

disney: so we have this character. he looks like a wet weasel and has the voice of a pack-a-day smoker. he has a collective fifteen minutes of screentime and half of it is as a CGI bird.

me: okay. and what does he do?

disney: he calls Angelina Jolie “mistress” a lot and wears a half-open pirate shirt. except for his introduction, when he’s naked and covered in dirt.

me and half the fandom, apparently:

i am never going to emotionally recover from this.

Tricky thing, psychic paper. Yeah. Can't let your mind wander when you're handing it over.

The Empty Child // Rogue

thank you matt, steph

Logan, unsheding his claws: "I will fucking stab you until your body doesn't know which hole to piss out of and hang you with your own intestines."

Wade:

I fucking love this description of the doctor by moffat

ewan mitchell talking about vhagar.

Okay, but hearing Doc Ock tell Tobey's Peter, “You are all grown up now, my dear boy,” made me cry my eyes out because it made me realize that I've also grown up since the first Spider-Man movies