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patrick stewart saw that tobey maguire broke his record for longest career playing a superhero and was like fuck you i’m joining the mcu too. a king.

Ewan having to explain that Aemond fired Alicent because she's his kryptonite, the one thing that breaks his front. Meanwhile the fandom run-in with the idea he is a misogynistic and that's why he fires her. Is just a prove how dead is the media literacy on this fandom.

Specially after that scene when she read his mind so fast, and he almost break Infront of her. Like at this point I feel the show need a narrator explaining what people are seeing.

Fourteen and Donna are waking up on a beach in Spain thinking they had too many cocktails at lunchtime.

"but its just a theory"

If Tobey Maguire is not your favorite spiderman, then you haven't watched Spiderman 3 or paid attention to his films

The scariest part of FNAF so far is seeing MatPat moving around for real instead of being a paper cut out. The animatronics for the MatPat effects alone must have cost a fortune.

life was simpler when loki just wanted that stupid blue cube

It's not my usual content, but trying to work out as a 6" 335 pound man has gotten easier for me because now I just pretend i'm the Wolverine trying to impress Wade (my wife)

I keep fantasizing about her walking in when im mid set all sweaty and going "Ooh big strong boy." And it's getting me through this horrid thing called exercise.

Ladies, fellas, people who all have a masc presenting spouce. Please walk in on your partner doing literally anything that they consider difficult and say "Oooh big strong boy" I promise you they will giggle.

Another thing to remember boys and girls is that Hugh Jackman is a MOVIE star. Im not denying that, yes, he is strong, and yes, he is very big, but he only looks that big for MOVIES.

They physically rub oil on this man, and for the super vieny shots, he dehydrates himself. I am sorry, fellas, but there is no healthy way to look like his movies.

And you aren't supposed to!! He's a superhuman mutant with advanced powers, and his entire character was made around being muscly. You do not have to look like the screen to look good. Hell, im sure you already look hella good now!

Damn. Look at you. All sexy and shit. PLEASE STOP COMPARING YOURSELF TO MOVIE MAGIC

Another thing to remember is that most huge guys either get paid to work out, use substances, or are not in good relationship with their bodies needs food wise. I always see these personal trainers and body builders shame people for not making it to the gym every day, but they get paid to be at the gym and paid to be fit.

I'd much rather you be happy and love your body then work yourself to death trying to look like movie or tv editing/lighting while using unhealthy techniques.

You are beautiful and amazing the way you are. You are loved, cared for, and HOT DAMN have you SEEN YOURSELF, LATELY!?? 😳

ten is aroace for this one sorry society

A few hours later:

Wade might be a little scared of his girl but his jealousy runs deeper