“The suit is ugly” “ew he quips now” SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH my favorite Catholic whore is back and sluttier than ever
Karen “sniped a bitch with no hesitation” Paige x Frank “I respect women but also kill people” Castle is my fav season 2 ship.
The way that Tobey-Peter was SO enthusiastic on Tom-Pete's behalf about the avengers even though he had NO idea what it was...... iconic older sibling behaviour
disney: so we have this character. he looks like a wet weasel and has the voice of a pack-a-day smoker. he has a collective fifteen minutes of screentime and half of it is as a CGI bird.
me: okay. and what does he do?
disney: he calls Angelina Jolie “mistress” a lot and wears a half-open pirate shirt. except for his introduction, when he’s naked and covered in dirt.
me and half the fandom, apparently:
'Boom' would've been five minutes long if it had starred Eleven because no force in the universe could've forced him to stand still for more than three seconds.