Write It Shitty, Write It Scared, Write It Without A Clue But Don't You Be So Spineless And Have An AI

two best explanations for why a ship is canon:

1. *detailed analysis of each on-screen interaction, breaking down dialogue exchanges, pointing out every single microexpression, identifying metaphors for a romantic relationship, reading between the lines, presenting theories with supporting evidence from the canon material*

2. "have you seen them they literally eye-fuck every time they're in the same space"

hc that charles has erik as an emergency contact even after cuba and hank is absolutely livid when he finds out

hank, turning blue: you have the nation's most wanted terrorist who paralyzed you as your emergency contact?? are you fucking serious??

charles, miserably drunk: there was good in him, i felt it-

worst wolverine absolutely gains (healthy) weight post-movie like poolverine or not this man is no longer drinking whiskey for every meal what do you expect

and if you told me a month ago that writing john walker fics would bring my out of my writer's slump i would have laughed

sam: are you being racist

bucky: are you being ableist

sam: you're just homophobic

bucky: *turns to the marriage certificate hanging on their refrigerator next to the grocery list*

fics where erik lehnsherr is pathetic and i mean pathetic

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

voidwalker doesn't make sense but like it does

family game night with wade, logan, and laura but it always ends with logan stabbing wade because that motherfucker definitely cheats even though laura usually ends up winning anyway (they had to ban playing monopoly after logan nearly decapitated wade after he landed on boardwalk)

Sam Wilson cameo in Thunderbolts* where all he does is fly in, says “you forgot your lunch” while handing Buck a paper bag, kisses him on the cheek, and then leaves (the entire audience cheers)