i just saw an edit of sambucky to the ‘i hope you’re happy’ part of defying gravity. IM SOBBING 💔💔
wade "i traveled across the multiverse to find you" wilson meets logan "i didn't know it then but i was waiting for you" howlett
john performs small acts of service when no one's looking and pretends like he doesn't. who sometimes puts away the dishes? john, but if anyone enters the kitchen, he immediately drops the dish he's holding on purpose. who sometimes refills water for yelena's guinea pig? john, but if anyone sees him, he starts drinking the water himself.
if one more person acts like walker is the worst out of team as if the point of the movie isn't that they're all fucked up but trying their damn best by supporting one another i am going to lose it
"in the name of love" song where wade and logan are unknowingly sitting on opposite sides of a door drowning in self-loathing and fear of rejection because they don't think they're good enough for the other
actually i don't want patrick stewart and ian mckellen to make out in doomsday because that would make the ship canon
i want marvel to write their silly scenes and do whatever (because they will anyway) and let the fandom handle the rest because the fun of shipping isn't forcing marvel's hand, it's watching them squirm as we point out not so subtle gay subtext between characters they actively try to sell as "just really close best friends"
friendly reminder that the beach divorce briefly appears during the credits of deadpool and wolverine
"cherik got married in paris and then-" they spent the rest of their lives playing chess and having heated political debates that ended in aggressively making out and lived happily ever after. the end.