It'll all be fun and fucking games until marvel let's Bucky call Sam, Sammy.
It'll be Canon at that point. I don't make the rules.
family game night with wade, logan, and laura but it always ends with logan stabbing wade because that motherfucker definitely cheats even though laura usually ends up winning anyway (they had to ban playing monopoly after logan nearly decapitated wade after he landed on boardwalk)
i'd like to reinforce the hc that origins!logan is bisexual and worst!logan is gay because ain't no fucking way that damn pause after saying scott wasn't alluding to something deeper
michael fassbender wearing a hat. that's it.
due to ava and yelena having what i can only assume was a very regimented early adulthood between SHIELD and The Red Room
my headcanon is that, out of the millenial Thunderbolts, only bob and john experienced Vine firsthand
it’s a huge shock to bob when they’re all being driven somewhere and, like a reflex, john says “road work ahead?” upon seeing the eponymous sign
he recovers quickly enough to say “uh yeah i sure hope it does” back to john and just beams at him
My fav whiny bitch with a praise kink i love him
origins!logan probably wouldn't date wade idk but worst!logan abso-fucking-lutely would (and is)
logan howlett embodies jealous by nick jonas i don't make the rules
idc if hugh's wolverine is 500 lbs, wade wilson can easily pick this man up and logan will be stunned into silence (and horny confusion?)
cherik level of toxicity where charles will verbally convince a potential love interest to not fall for erik and erik will physically threaten anyone who looks at charles (they're still divorced)
ask for a male actor who has an insane acting range, has done a production of les mis, and was cast in a 2024 blockbuster film and i will give you hugh jackman and jonathan bailey