Happy May Day, Y’all.

By the way, y'all, I had to explain what Dropout is to my therapist in my last session, which is incredibly funny in retrospect to be like "so do you remember college humor? Okay well here's what's been going on with them"

Here are some chaos units I kitbashed into existence using GW parts. Chaos marauders with great weapons, marauders with halberds, and marauders with javelins. I based the leader of the great weapons unit off of what I thought a chaos warrior would look like if drawn by Rob Liefeld so I gave him skinny Eldar legs and a big front plate shield. I based the leader of the javelin unit on Volgarr the Viking which I’ve never played but have watched others play. Looks hard but fun. I was thinking about Minotaurs when I made the halberd unit.

Also I’m aware Beowulf is a sword guy. This guy just looked like a Beowulf to me!

And some more!

Close ups of the Orcs and Goblins army. I need to finish the bases on a lot of these and it’s my least favorite part. Buy flock in bulk: my advice

I’m 7! I have Warhammer coming in the mail today so I’m pleased as punch about that, but included that box of goodness is a present for my best friend I’m gonna be happy to hand over to her!

A quick chart I tossed togeter a hot moment ago

How is everyone feeling today

I’m going to my Friendly Local Gaming Store today, here are some minis from pro painters in the painting cabinet including some names you might recognize!

I’m going to start showcasing more of my Warriors of Chaos stuff for a while. Starting with this converted chaos champion who rolled particularly peculiarly on the Realm of Chaos tables.

I love this guy.

a stampede of hogs and their hoggy riders! which ones smell worse?

I insist that on pi day, March 14th, if you are going to eat a pizza to celebrate the day…. You should get a weird pizza. Don’t just get another trad pizza. Eat that weird pizza you’ve been wanting to try. Eat a weird pizza.

on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

Off to kill the emperor. Heres my Dark Elven Assassin in…familiar… color schemes. Happy Ides of March everyone! 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🏛️🏺