What The Fuck Is Wrong With You?

Port Orchard is the shit.

I was about an hour outside Seattle in a town that, like I said, I'm pretty sure was about an hour away from you! hahaha ever heard of Port Orchard?

Yes I have!

Ha. What a fucking dumb cunt.

According to white people

Freedom of speech exists when they want to say the “n-word”

But freedom of speech no longer exists when everyone starts telling them what an ignorant piece of shit they are for saying it.

So freedom of speech exists only for white people.

I think I got it now.

#KillinIt #TrumpIsLiterallySatan #TrumpSucksMoreDicksThanOP-WhichIsReallySayingSomething

What is radical feminism?

Don’t ask anyone on tumblr what radical feminism is unless they’re a radical feminist because there’s 99% chance everything they say is completely inaccurate and misguided

Probably Egotistical Ranting Feminists

shoutout to all you PERFs

practically elegant radical feminists

patriarchy exterminatory!!!!!!!!!!!! radical feminists

probably enlightened radical feminists

patriarch exclusive radical feminists

Also, all black people were slaves before the civil war. And the real reason the colonies wanted to be independent of Great Britain in the first place is because GB was too nice to slaves. Also, Pearl Harbor was carried out by the US Government to get involved in WWII. #PearlHarborTruthist

Things They Don't Teach You in School

•Lincoln believed white people were the superior race •Gandhi hated black people •The CIA brought illegal drugs into the country •Ronald Reagan was the devil •White people mutated from the Dravidian Albinos and would be nothing without POC

My naughty girlfriend and I talking dirty.

This is a joke, right?

Baby Racoon with his Albino Brother (Source: http://ift.tt/1TcFAiP)

Did she just.... Really?

I want a spy flick where James Bond is a badass and kills people and gets laid. Oh wait, that already exists and it is perfect. Nothing tops James Bond because he is the pinnacle of excellence. All the women want him, and all the men want to be him.

he’s ugly

What? Nobody said it was. Pretty sure manscaping is a common practice anymore.

Why is body hair only unhygienic when its on a woman’s body?