This Is What I Mean When I Ask For Dick Pics

#a plot twist to the joke

Zootopia (2016) dir. Byron Howard, Rich Moore

how to save yourself lots of sadness and anxiety

step 1:

Judy Hopps, Zootopia (2016)

the biggest con in history!

““It never stops hurting, does it?” “What?” “Giving someone the best of you and watching them choose someone else.””

— S.Z. // Excerpt from a book I’ll never write #83 (via blossomfully)

A Surprise Pride and Prejudice Engagement

(Note: This isn’t me)

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

Hercules background art by Natalie Franscioni (x)

Home is where the water tastes normal.