They Really Like Chicken I Guess

Snow much fun.

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

Applause

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i love when ppl who constantly use self deprecating humor interact with me, theyre never sure how to react. theyre like "lol well we all hate ourselves anyways" and im like "no, im sexy as hell actually" like oil and water everytime

TED DANSON BEING TAUGHT HOW TO FLOSS IS THE GREATEST THING YOU’LL EVER WATCH.

RIP yahoo answers