Oh My Queen. I Admire You.

There are so many beautiful takes on Sunrise on the Reaping but I couldn’t help laughing my ass off when Snow is talking to Haymitch about Lucy Grey bc it’s soooooooo INSANE??? Imagine you are fifty years old and the DICTATOR of a nation. You routinely poison your enemies to stay in power and manipulate the media. And in your free time you decide to bully a SIXTEEN YEAR OLD BOY not because you think he’s going effect your public perception but because he’s dating a girl WHO IS ALSO SIXTEEN, that reminds you of your ex girlfriend???? Goes to show u that once u fumble a bad bitch u never recover

aragorn needs to be 10x weirder in all tolkien content. he’s too manly for elves. he’s too elvish for men. he roleplayed his crush’s grandpa, and then married her even though they were kinda siblings by adoption. he deals with his feelings by singing. he’s a horse girl. he was raised by elrond peredhel. he had the weight of the world placed on his shoulders when he was still an emo teen. everywhere he goes people think he’s lowkey a freak. let him own it.

Happy June 14th

which would you choose?

If your husband actually signs the divorce papers you gave him you might just need to start an apocalypse about it…

Divorce Era Jayvik, my beloved, my dearest…

LAWRD this audio is SO bfd!joel im frothing at the mouth

I just think medieval snail ladies are neat.

Some see Beren as idiotic for relying so much on Lúthien’s dad’s blessing to marry her instead of just running off with her as she was willing to do … but don’t y’all see how … un-toxic that is of him? He doesn’t want to take her away from her family forever or force her to cut all ties with them. He knows there’s a chance her dad will disown her if he takes her away and he doesn’t want to put her through that. Especially since, at this point, he believes that she will outlive him by centuries - he has no idea of what is to come. So if he were to just take her away, he’d condemn her to eternity as an outcast from her family and people, long after his death. Instead, he takes the most dangerous path because that is the path that will allow them to be happy without costing Lúthien her loving relationship with her parents. A lesser man would’ve just swept her away. But Beren doesn’t want Lúthien to lose or give up anyone she loves in order to be with him. Come on, ladies, that’s husband goals right there.

Met hozier & he told my Irish speaking friend that his favorite Gaelic word is Bóín Dé literally meaning ‘God’s tiny cow’ or, in English, ‘ladybug.’ Just thought you should all know.

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