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Birds I Imagine C!Phil Could Be (that aren’t crows)

1. Manx Shearwater

•Look at this guy

•he’s very cute and polite

•indescribable Phil vibes

2. Golden Eagle

•definitely suits the angel of death vibes

•MAJESTIC AS HELL

•brown wings work better with his general colour palette? idk i just think brown and green work well together

3. Black Guillemot

•look at the lil white patches on their wings! It matches Phil’s elytra!

•little guys

3. Swift

•experts at flying

•graceful

•pretty wings

4. Pied Wagtail

•awesome white accents on wings

•v. cool

5. Spotted Eagle

•YOU CANT TELL ME THIS DOESN’T GIVE C!PHIL VIBES

•spotted wings similar to Phil’s elytra

•very very cool

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i give to you this bdub

you ever watch a hermitcrafters video or stream and just thank the lord that they dont have the fanbase dsmp has. anyway unrelated but gem said shed put grian on a leash and grian said "please do"

i guess one could say that double life smp is horny

me: hermitcraft is a fun, lighthearted minecraft vanilla smp series with minimal lore and nothing important really carries over from previous seasons

the entire evil x plot:

me: hermitcraf is a fun, lighthearted minecraft vanilla smp series with minimal lore and nothing important really carries over from previous seasons

boatem hole, last life references, evil x (again):

me: hormitcraft is a fun, lighthearted minecraft vanilla smp series with minimal lore and nothing important really carries over from previous seasons

mods that make moons big, floating blocks, gravity that refuses to work:

me: hoimitcraf is a fun, lighthearted minecraft vanilla smp series with minimal lore and nothing important really carries over from previous seasons

scar sacrificing bdubs to the moon god, mumbo ending an episode with “i’m going to blow up the moon” before cutting to black, tango makes an AI, whatever the fuck is happening at octagon:

me: hoimycraf is a fun, lighthearted minecraft vanilla smp series with minimal lore and nothing important really carries over from previous seasons

the moon fucking crashing into the server ending fucking the season what the actual fuck:

me: hoimycramf is a fun, lighthearted minecraft vanilla smp series with minimal lore and nothing important really carries over from previous seasons

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hermitcraft propaganda will be updated soon to reflect the hermits going batshit feral this season.

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moon plinko

pov you are ren and iskall in season 5 (reference: 1 & 2)

give them your strongest drinks

this conversation has been haunting me for half an hour now. why did mumbo's mind immediately go to furry art. why did he say "fanfiction" and proceed to talk about drawings. why does impulse want to see mumbo furry art. what

[video transcript:

Impulse: I was admiring the way that Mumbo's, uh, horse's tail stuck out of the elytra there. (laughs) Mumbo: Yeah. It does look good. Impulse: It looks like Mumbo has the tail. Grian: It was so— Seeing— oh. When S— Mumbo: Do not say that. Impulse, Impulse— Be very careful. The fanfictions have— have already started. Pearl & Impulse: Oh no. Mumbo: There's pens furiously drawing all over the country. Impulse: I wanna see all of them. All of the pictures of Mumbo with a tail. Mumbo: (laughing) Oh, no! Impulse: If there's not at least 20, I'm gonna be let down. (laughing) Mumbo: (laughs) There's gonna be more than 20. There's probably already more than 20, if I'm honest with you.

end video transcript.]

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