Bebeonthebell - I’m So Sad

someone turned the light off when they left the school bathroom. I'm now in the dark.

This is something that you hear when you're watching the looney tunes .

wednesday night mood

" Always crying and always drunk."

Cigarette Ahegao by Penelope Scott

I'M LEGALLY NOT ALLOWED TO DRINK, BUT I STILL CRY!

your last words before you die are the 3rd line of the last song you listened to. what are we saying ladies?

LOOK AT HIM! TINY MAN! A GOOD BOY!

imagine if god came down from heaven sometimes to hand you a burger

what the whole "please comment on fic you like, it will encourage more writing" vs. "fic writers shouldn't be writing for engagement and validation" debate fails to really grasp, for me, is that comments shouldn't be boiled down to "engagement and validation" in the first place. by which i mean: comments aren't payment for a service, they are communication and connection. they represent the audience reaching back.

i don't write just for myself. are you kidding me? the point of storytelling, to me, is to present certain narrative arguments and produce or encourage an emotional response to them. That communication is essentially useless if there's no endpoint, no listener. To me, there is no point if I'm not communicating with someone. When I write, I am talking to a reader. If you've read anything I've written, then I was talking TO YOU.

you are well within your right to consume fic as ~content~ and withhold your "payment" out of a sense that the writer should be satisfied at having created anything at all in an unresponsive void. but please be aware that it feels really good when you talk back.

the 2 saddest answers a white boy will respond to "hows it going" with

its going

hanging in there

these are signs the white boy is in distress and should be removed from the source of distress immedietely!!! white boys only say this when severely stressed

Other people typcasting mark: the saddest, wettest, most tired looking Guy you've ever seen

Mark typcasting himself: incredibly unhinged terrible little entity fueled by the power of Fuck You

shoutout to anthropomorphic snakes in animated movies doing poses that would normally require arms by creatively using their coils as arms instead. gotta be one of my favorite genders

Take my Unus fanart while I cry

The @ is my Twitter

“ew thick water gross and weird” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!! “ew why buy pre-cut vegetables when you can cut your own” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!!! “I don’t need a device to help me put my socks on I’m not lazy” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU !!!!!!!!! “Why drink liquid meals when you can cook them” ITS!!!!! NOT!!!!!! FOR!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!