Bedlamtoons - Bedlam Toons

these aren't pee dots. they've got nothing to do with piss. these are calico cut pants.

I can tell from the pattern of pee dots on your corduroys that you are a goal minded INTJ

"ohh 00s diet culture isn't back because of ozempic, you're overreacting"

idk i keep seeing previously size-inclusive brands remove plus-sized versions of their clothes from their catalogues entirely, even lines specifically aimed at bigger sizes are cutting their size range down and chopping the bigger ones. i keep seeing mean skinny tiktokers get famous because they said something rude about fat people. when i ask my doctor about weight loss (which my country's gender treatment clinic requires before i can access even preliminary talks about hrt), i'm immediately offered drugs about it - drugs which, according to the doctor, we don't know the long-term effects of. but surely! surely it can't be worse than being fat!

like why are people acting surprised? we've made being extremely wealthy the aspirational aesthetic to strive for, made 'being skinny and having a lot of time and money to stay beautiful' a not only viable but lucrative carreer for people, and then released a drug that is wildly expensive and will make people thin.

of course people are gonna make being thin the ultimate status symbol again - it more than ever before signals wealth and leisure-time.

like, do you think it's a coincidence that people are back to constantly spouting 'nothing tastes as good as skinny feels' again? and pretending being fat is a matter of lacking self-control around cake or whatever? as if people haven't spent decades trying to get these fucks to understand that actually healthy produce and the time to maintain your body are extreme luxuries in our society?

anyway my broke fat ass can't find pants i like and can afford because the size-inclusive lines i'd have shopped at previously have axed anything over a size xl

and like. i'm not even that fat. what the fuck do people bigger than me do. it's really heinous right now for fat peeps.

i just got 8 teeth pulled, my mouth is full of gauze and i can't feel my face, ask me anything

actually made this before the election tho seems slightly more relevant after watching CA vote no on things like rent control and, like, Prohibiting Slavery

I have too many bones

I want to dig into the bark in search of grubs with my long creepy finger

Everyones like oh i wish i had horns or wings or a tail but nobodys wishing for a long creepy finger. except me

theyre adding a new piece to the chess board its called the mage and basically they fag it up out there

theyre adding a new piece to the chess board its called the prince and basically he fags it up out there

Did you know that there are entire complex ecosystems that thrive in mountains of guano? A whole interconnected food web of predators, prey, scavengers, etc. Generations upon generations of living beings who spend their lives in or on a massive pile of bat feces.

How does a creature like that interpret the existence of bats? These beings who live far above their world, coming and going as they please through realms unknowable. Witnessing wonders they can hardly imagine. Casting down blessings from on high. A bat must be a divine thing to them.

But on the rare occasion that a bat slips from the roof of the cave and gets stuck in the guano, they get consumed almost immediately. Without even a second thought. Not the slightest hint of reverence or graditude.

what I'm trying to say is that if God ever falls from heaven we should eat him

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