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This is so fucking funny

freelancing as an ornamental hermit but they keep trying to pay me in exposure

So-called freedom

i made this an eternity ago and just realized i never posted it here

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boiled caterpillars!

just had this done to me in real life

my dentist wont stop texting me this shit

i will rip out your throat with my fucking teeth if you don't stop sending me E-MAILS

You're just a mammal. Let yourself act like it. Your brain needs enrichment. Your body needs rest. You feel hunger and grow hair. You need to pack bond with other sentient things so you don't become unsocialized and neurotic. You are biologically inclined to seek dopamine and become sick when chronically stressed. "Hedonism" is made up to place moral value on taking pleasure in sensory experiences. I am telling you that if you don't let yourself be a fucking mammal, as you were made, you will suffer and go insane. No grindset no diets no trying to be above your drive for connection. Pursue what makes you feel good and practice radial rejection of the constructs meant to turn you into a machine. You're a mammal.

woke up this morning with the worst case of The Fear I’ve ever experienced in my life but now I have a smoothie so it’s all good