A Beautiful Rendering Of Internal Conflict And The Dilemma Some Parents Struggle With In Unfortunate

This had me cackling like an 80s evil cartoon wizard

Are they dating?

Worse they’re stupid

As someone both with a history playing the saxophone, and a love of shitposts, the jazz-extinguisher is one of the best memes I’ve come across on the internet. I will never not hear the most soulful sax solo each time I find a new one.

i was blessed with a sudden motivation

and un-motion-blurred because i love himb

Almond Cluster. F. Big sad.

Everything else is S

Cherry Cordial took my virginity, and I don’t ever want to go back.

I will die on this hill happier than all of you combined 😈

I'm disqualifying the peanut butter chocolate due to my peanut allergy. Out of the rest the cherry cordial is easily the worst.

OC shipping with a kiss? As I’m watching a beautiful sunrise?How is my day, you ask?

“I cry out to me like a wounded dove, and you caress my feathers as you tend my wounds. As I look down at my mistress, all I see is stardust.”

~GK

Yeah guys! Time to continue working on my Galacta drawings while I eat this hamburger (bun only) my grandma gave me :D

Real talk, I made this big post about why I took a break from tumblr: it was a heartfelt story about my cat (childhood companion) who passed away in April.

Accidentally deleted it in my drafts.

So I’ve got the steam kicked out of me rn, but I will be posting an overdue art comm I got just before shit hit the fan. I just, need a smidge cuz that defeat suuuucks.

Overall though, I’m on the other side so more cool stuff soon

I need some “doot”s to start my day right

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

I wonder if you or I am the one more at-risk of an owner loving us well and taking care of our needs in a way we least expect

You are made to live as a kind of house-pet for one week. You are well taken care of and loved, but you are unable to communicate to the person taking care of you that you are a person. What is your reaction?

Spin the wheel to find out which pet you will spend a week as.

Meta Knight says hi to you. Rb to let him say hi to your mutuals

Definitely on-brand for Luz