beetlechair

Latest Posts by beetlechair

Ketamine could fix me.

Everybody in House MD belongs in a nightmare blunt rotation. I wouldn't want to smoke with ANY of them.

american psycho is highkey just this

Beyond Re-Animator was SOO fucking good! Why doesn't anybody post about!! Get posting guys!!

House md au, and everything's the same except House actually has that autism diagnosis, and says "sensory overdose!" occasionally just to piss everyone off.

Dr. Chase please kill my parents like you killed that dictator... Please please... C'mon, it's the right thing to do, Dr. Chase... please Dr. Chase...

We as a society should normalize more gender neutral pronouns. It gets kinda hard trying to write using strictly they/them. Heaven forbid, I have enough challenges writing already.

Blah blah blah Schrödinger's transgender blah blah blah

Everytime Wilsons in scene im like omg its doctor comphet

Thank goodness the devil made lettuce. Didn't think he had a green thumb like that.

“HES A WIFE BEATER DAN! USE THE GUN”

OHHHHHH HERBERT MY KING

Is Wilson doing his freaking physical therapy for him???? What are these idiots doing??

Dr House definitely had a tamagotchi he used to carry around the hospital. Like, he used to bring a gameboy to work for goodness sakes. Obviously he had a tamagotchi at some point.

Dr. Chase is the type of guy to have three nipples tbh. Y'know, I'm just saying, I wouldn't be surprised if he did.

I think Dr. House would be enby, partially just to spite norms. Like, they'd say it outright, but nobody would believe 'em because of the shit they already say on the daily basis.

"Grunkle, will you funkle my bunkle😏" -My brother, mocking grunkle Stan simps.

Being aroace around valentine's day is so embarrassing... "Who are you buying those chocolates for?" Uhmm... me, ig?