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I’m Trying to Get Angry But I’m Very Tired and All I Can Manage is Deep, Unyielding Sorrow: A Memoir

sooooo can yall help me determine if this is a fireable offense

dialogue between an AI and a poet

poem by me, 3.21.2020

4am thoughts

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to anyone who missed it:

blorbo - a favourite character

glup shitto - star wars names are fucking nonesense

eeby deeby - youre going to hell

plinko horse - a horse that was stuck in a plinko board

scrimblo bimblo - super smash bro fans can be very angry when characters aren't in a game

i dont even care what day it is. i found it. i found them

fingers in his ass sunday

This Lyrebird is living in a zoo which has been under construction for a while and now it is imitating the sound of construction.

let’s be real the best tumblr has EVER looked was the short span of time where you could slap code into posts and we had classics like these

tumblr has never been closer to the core aesthetic and sense of humor of its userbase