OMG I Really Can't Wait For My Wife To Get Pregnant By Her Boyfriend Because I Would Be An Amazing Nanny

100% pussy free since January 7th 2015 :)

I have been absolutely pussy free 3352 days :) It's 9 years, 2 months, 5 days :)

My useless shrimp is a bit less than 1.5 inches and I'm an impotent now :)

Reblog if you're less than 5 inches when fully erect.

I am a pathetic loser :)

I remember so clearly my wife's first crush more than 8 and a half years ago - she just told me that she is deeply in love with another man and she don't know what would happen next but she was absolutely sure that she would never have sex with me again :)

I have such a tiny dick that it's impossible to satisfy anyone with it :)

Every woman who have seen my tiny dick has told me that :)

100% pussy free since January 2015 :)

Nusist Solosexaul and proud of it! 2,798 days without a chance of pussy in sight. Butt-naked masturbation is mandatory daily! My hand is such a whore for DICK! NO PUSSY!

I actually love these mornings and I always make morning coffee and breakfast for my wife and her guys :)

You had spent the night in the guest room while your wife shared her bed with your best friend. Now you've awakened early to be sure to have your wife's morning coffee ready for her as soon is she gets up.

At first I was sad but when I accepted that I am a beta male and my destiny is to be a pussy free cuckold I am happy that women can laugh at me :)