This Video Made Me Cry So I Wanted To Put It Here

We fist bump but we’re in full plate armor so our metal gauntlets sound like cymbals

🤜 🤛

Ibupikmin (I wanted it in a higher quality for my emojis)

Edit: Now with HRTmin.

I love him so much

new monkey in animal crossing and i’ve actually never felt more alive

pepsi 

kris we need to collect the time gears and seal the dark fountain on temporal tower

now that’s what i call ineffective tumblr discourse! featuring such hits as “why aren’t you talking about this thing you didn’t know about”, “this 3-hour-old post has 20k notes instead of 100k clearly you’re all willfully ignoring it”, “if you don’t reblog this you’re a bad person”, & more manipulative bullshit that only exists to make the person saying it feel holier than thou!

Today is a national holiday! Celebrate by falling off a horse, hunting down the corpse of Jesus Christ, and drop kicking the president.

You can identify a fake redneck by their passionate support of “blue lives matter.” Real rednecks have been in at least one physical fight and/or high-speed chase with police officers and would do it again