Latest Posts by bigolidioot - Page 2

hey, sasha.

i stole the audio from a tiktok but the og sound is from here !!

as much as i hope for there to be a completely normal jon and martin just living their lives in the tmagp universe... i think it would be just their luck that when they sent out the fears, they were ripped out of every universe in the process. like they never existed at all.

MR BONZOS ON HIS WAY, HE WANTS TO STAY, HE WANTS TO PLAY

I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

For future use

becoming an adult cheat sheet!

learn to coupon

what to do when you can’t afford therapy

cleaning your bathroom

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

stress management

quick fix meals

find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

resume workshop

organize your closet

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment

what’s a mortgage?

how to pick a health insurance plan

hotlines list

your first gynecology appointment

what to do if the cops pull you over

things to have in your car in case of emergency

my moving out masterpost

how to make friends as an adult (video)

how to do taxes (video)

recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)

change a flat tire (video)

how to do laundry (video)

opening a bank account (video)

laundry cheat sheet

recipes masterpost

tricks to help you sleep more

what the fuck should you make for dinner?

where should you go for drinks?

alcohol: know your limits

easy makeup tips

find seat maps for your flight

self-defense tips

prevent hangovers

workout masterpost

how to write a check

career builder

browse careers

birth control information

financial management software & app (free)

my mental health masterpost

my college applications masterpost

how to jumpstart a car

sex ed masterpost

Just re-listened to MAGP 10 and am I the only one who hears whispering as [ERROR] gets out?

It’s quiet but I swear it’s there behind the water sounds.

The only word I can hear clearly is “ethra” but I have no idea what it could be. Another language maybe?

Idk, it’s not in the transcript but I’m certain it’s there

Before it comes back from hiatus tomorrow, here are my thoughts on the first ten episodes of MAGP

- ship Sam and Celia

- Gwen is my favourite, love her so much, date me please

- also love Colin, love a Scotsman

- Lena is chill, major Elias vibes

- love the big clown guy Mr Bonzo, he’s great

- GERRY AND GERTRUDE?

- Gwen, Colin, and Sam are my favourites

hot girls in your area who question the horrors' literacy skills

"Gwendolyn Bouchard evil this, Gwendolyn Bouchard evil that"

Stfu

That woman is a wet cat with no self preservation, she looks at a horrific abomination and asks if it can read- my girl has no idea what the fuck she is doing.

I would not even question if she was only doing this because she wanted lena's job, she doesn't give a shit about supernatural stuff but rather she just hates Lena that much. Before you tell me how unrealistic it is, it's not, she is absolutely that petty.

I'm not okay I'm not fucking okay

@jonmartinweek Day 1 - first kiss | season 1

do you guys remember that poll where we all debated what moment martin realized he had a crush on jon and vice versa? well i bet my money on martin falling hard and fast (and reluctantly i must add) during this prime jon 'i may be stupid' sims moment

they're being ominous again

Listening to the Magnus Protocol while booping… life is good

boop unto others as you would have them boop unto you

Would it not be fucked if Martin/Norris gains sentience mid-statement and starts calling out to Jon before returning to the robotic voice and continuing the statement

Wrote a lil paragraph abt it here :)

obviously got no idea how much 'jon' will be in protocol, but i can't stop thinking about someone who's had to listen to all the tapes with his voice on saying "oh so You're jonathan sims??" and lobbying him with like a million questions.

then there's a pause,

and he just says "jonathan blackwood, actually" in that smug bitch voice of his. you know the one

You ever just think about how Jonathan “I refuse to be another goddamn mystery” Sims is now a voice in a computer no one knows. Or how Martin “I am not lonely anymore” Blackwood is trapped with probably no knowledge there are others with him. Or that the “one way or another” couple probably have no idea that they are with the other. Martin thinking he’s alone again and Jon thinking he’s left Martin behind. Or about the fact that they are both in pain based on the statement of the guy that got turned into a computer program. “It’s so cold without blood” “the code cuts me” “it’s so sharp”… I just think about that a normal amount.

u know ur a tumblr local when u immediately come here to make sure ao3 is down and see people already posting about it. how dare ao3 be down and deprive me of my gay fanfiction. this is homophobic.

edit: just saw it’s for maintenance and i forgive them. their work makes a wonderful reading experience for me, so.

Just remember 60 people signed on to stab Caesar and he only had 23 stab wounds, the real moral of the story is group projects have always just been like that

I wanted to meme before the big day.

Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..

It's Women's History Month and it is almost Ides of March

You know what that means ladies:

persassy: the final evolution

I don’t think you understand how much it hurts to know I’ll never be able to make something as great as the stories I love

Annabeth: I trust your dad.

Me @ Athena:

OKAY BUT LIKE SALLY AND POSEIDON’S CONVO OMG

“Do you want to talk to him?”

Long pause. THUNDER rolls in the distance.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you ever think about how they took Newt's body with them on the Berg? They picked him up from where he died, carried him onto the Berg. Minho laid his jacket over Newt like a blanket. After they rescue Thomas from the roof and pull him on board, they place him right next to Newt.

Newt and Thomas lie side by side on the Berg, Newt's hand in Thomas' hand. In his shock he forgot that Newt is dead, can't process it. Thomas wonders how peaceful Newt looks while war and fires are raging around them. That's the last thing he can remember before unconsciousness hits him, wondering why Newt's hand is so cold in all the heat around them

Sometimes I think I’m finally moving on and then something or someone comes and violently throws me right back into my Maze Runner obsession and I start to realize I may never be free of it

Ncuti rly just rocked up trouserless, played a high-stakes game of catch, told his younger self to get some fucking therapy, cloned the Tardis (HELLO?), and left to go clubbing. Iconic behaviour. No notes.

he's brainwashed and loving and wants to do good, he's a good boy (gender neutral)