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I dreamed last night, that I was Chase and for some reason the big water filter in the water thing machine was dirty and House send me to replace it.

So I searched the entire Hospital asking Cameron and cuddy and Foreman (who was called Collen instead for some reason(sounds a bit like Conan)) if they knew anything and could help me but they just blew me off because it wasn't their job.

It went so far that I started crying because I couldn't find a replacement water filter and house got really angry at me.

At some point the janitor found me in some kind of backroom where I was frantically searching for the replacement water filter and he explained to me that the water thing machine in Houses conference room was bought by House (with hospital funds) and that it was the only one in the entire hospital and that was the reason we didn't keep replacement filters in stock and that I'd have to go and buy one.

But when I got to the store the lady there told me that the company had long since gone bankrupt because they only ever sold one machine so they didn't have any replacement water filters that I could buy.

So I went back and tried to explain myself to House while Cameron and Collen just looked at me with distaste as i started tearing up again. And then house just said "yeah I know. I'm friends with the inventor of the machine. He will give me the filters that he still has in storage once Wilson drives me to him"

And then I turned to see Wilson look at me really sheepishly because he knew what house was putting me through but just didn't think it was worth telling me that there were no water filters!!!!

i fucking hate pinterest what the hell is this

It's just sugar with acid and acid and maybe some acid. (Ignore that part water, we don't talk about her)

Sherlock, to Watson: Watson, stop puffing up my achievements in your stories! They should be purely intellectual texts! Convey the facts alone and stop talking about me!

Sherlock, in the Blanched Soldier: Hi, so Watson's been telling me that I should try my hand at writing an account of a case because I always complain when he does it and he always goes "Well, do it yourself then!". But now I'm doing it myself l've actually found that he was right all along and what he does is so amazing because he makes me seem so much smarter than I am. He's actually much more brilliant than his stories would have you think. I don't keep him around out of sentiment. Oh no! He's actually incredible and I love talking with him because he's constantly amazed by what I do and he's so stubborn when he cares about something and- …He actually wasn’t here on this adventure as he had recently deserted me for a wife, the only selfish action of our acquaintance. Which I feel completely normal about thanks for asking, ANYWAY-

Yes

i watched venom: the last dance today. was it good? was it bad? yes

I can imagine bidwell completely dwarfed in one of saxton's shirts that he rarely wears, just waddling around in it so as to not trip as he drinks his coffee. It's his day off.

Saxton's old shirts is just oversized night gown to him

FUCK this post and HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2D gorillaz

Me trying to explain symbrock - a visualization

heavy the bear(i drew before but upload now lol