It Came To My Realization That 99% Of My Fandom Related Headaches Would Be Cured If Everyone Understood

"cinema is dying how can we save it" if you have eddie and the symbiote fuck NASTY in venom 3 you will make 10 billion dollars

I dreamed last night, that I was Chase and for some reason the big water filter in the water thing machine was dirty and House send me to replace it.

So I searched the entire Hospital asking Cameron and cuddy and Foreman (who was called Collen instead for some reason(sounds a bit like Conan)) if they knew anything and could help me but they just blew me off because it wasn't their job.

It went so far that I started crying because I couldn't find a replacement water filter and house got really angry at me.

At some point the janitor found me in some kind of backroom where I was frantically searching for the replacement water filter and he explained to me that the water thing machine in Houses conference room was bought by House (with hospital funds) and that it was the only one in the entire hospital and that was the reason we didn't keep replacement filters in stock and that I'd have to go and buy one.

But when I got to the store the lady there told me that the company had long since gone bankrupt because they only ever sold one machine so they didn't have any replacement water filters that I could buy.

So I went back and tried to explain myself to House while Cameron and Collen just looked at me with distaste as i started tearing up again. And then house just said "yeah I know. I'm friends with the inventor of the machine. He will give me the filters that he still has in storage once Wilson drives me to him"

And then I turned to see Wilson look at me really sheepishly because he knew what house was putting me through but just didn't think it was worth telling me that there were no water filters!!!!

𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘢 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘴𝘦𝘵

I’d love to hear other peoples’ thoughts on this, but hear me out…

Soap is lowkey way scarier than Ghost

He’s not usually scary because he doesn’t try to be. Soap is very charming and boisterous and has a great sense of humor.

But I saw someone point out how Soap’s eyes are just on the side of too blue if he wants them to be. Too intent. Have you seen the way he looks at graves? Have you seen the way his ADHD ass focuses with that wide-eyed, predator-like intensity?

Soap isn’t a bad guy, he wants to fight for what’s right. But he likes the fight. He has fun. I sincerely believe this man has a very well-hidden and controlled sadistic side.

He’s a demolitions expert. He’s incredibly smart and incredibly destructive. I feel like people headcanon him as being the most effeminate or happy-go-lucky of the 141, which he very well may be! But I also think he is the most batshit insane and quite possibly the last person I’d want to cross.

literally feels like a myth that there are people who don't struggle with basic tasks like getting out of bed or going to the shops or seeing a friend for coffee. how does everything not feel like a painstaking chore for them. how do they have the physical and emotional energy every single day

This is how I like to imagine their dynamic is within interviews in the most recent phase

(Audio is from UNHhhh Episode 103: Pets, though warning it is a Very adult show !!)

FUCK this post and HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2D gorillaz

If they decide to end the movie like this I will be crying for at least 4 consecutive days. And then on two separate days a week for 7 years.

If you kick every pro-symbrock shipper out of tumblr, then who is going to be fact-checking your comics?:

(Venom by Donny Cates - Vol. 1 p. 151, 2018).

Medic: One time Heavy was flirting and told me "I want to know everyting about you."

Medic: So I spent two hours talking about my entire life and past trauma because I thought he was being literal.