Diglett Anatomy.

phoenix: the defense is ready, your honor

edgeworth: the prosecution has been ready for a while, your honor

phoenix:

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[Mario and Bowser, in a heated fight]

Mario: Can’t you just look at it from my perspective?!

Bowser:

Mario:

Bowser: [crouches down]

Mario: You bitch-

Peach: I love all my subjects equally. There’s Mario and Toad and-

Peach: [looks at smudged writing on hand]

Peach: Low wee g

Avengers: Endgame writer explains why the Thanos’ butt theory wouldn’t work

 “Thanos could take a punch from the Hulk, we’ve seen that. And it stands to reason his whole body is at least as strong as that,” Markus explains. “If Ant-Man expanded, he would be simply crushed against the immovable walls of Thanos’ mighty rectum.”

― Christopher Markus, screenwriter 

I still can’t get over the fact that Apollo Justice is a gen z kid. Like imagine going to a party and Apollo’s in the corner juuling

Phoenix: This envelope contains the inheritance my uncle left me. He died a year ago. He was so rich he had a whole room in his house just to eat in.

Edgeworth: …Like a dining room?

Phoenix: Yeah, but in Paris.

Maya: Oh, dang.

Phoenix: Now just because I’m definitely rich now doesn’t mean I’m gonna forget my roots. You all get something, so fire away.

Pearl: Mr. Nick, your friendship is gift enough for me.

Maya: Forget friendship. I want a fancy new boat.

Phoenix: All right, Maya gets a boat.

Edgeworth: …I’d like a new sports car.

Phoenix: Come on, you can be honest.

Edgeworth: I want old expensive books. I’ll send you a list.