I'm Very Amused By This Current Celebrity Drama Regarding Showers

Marc: Who's that? *points at the hat wearing guy* Steven: Oh? He says his name is Jacked Jockley. He speaks Spanish! Somehow has the keys to our flat the same as us. Marc: Shouldn't we figure out who that guy is Steven? Steven: Ehhhhhhhh nah, I have to go to work anyways. Bye bye you two! Make friends! Jack: ¡Adiós Steven! ¡Que tengas un buen día! ¡Espero verte mas tarde! (Bye Steven! Have a good day! I hope to see you later!)

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Marc: So... Jack how are you?

Jack: Fuck you Marc Spector

me: i hate war, war is SO BAD, no more war only peace fuck you

me when i see a movie/tv show about war: ooo nice

no i am not immune to early 2000s pop-punk music that fucks a little harder than everyone likes to admit

Me when the Mando season 3 trailer dropped the day after TLOU premiere.

I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me

found out in the lemire run matt is canonically jake lockley's lawyer and subsequently lost my mind

"Dear passengers, if I might have your attention. We are currently passing though a picturesque valley and if you look to the right of the train, there are some beautiful snowy mountains in the distance. And on your left is, of course, the corpse of a dead god."

Ladies and gentlemen

Jake Lockley