Thoughts On Thoughts?

officer, put that guy on e.

I gave a victorian kid some sour patch kids and he sprinkled a little bit of cocaine on it as casually as you would salt before even taking a bite

here's one i found a while back while sharing a box of these with my friend, brought me great joy

did you know they started printing contrasting words on either side of sweettarts? like bold and calm, local and global, head and heart? i did not, so you can imagine how startled i was to look down while eating my discount candy and see this:

YEAH THERE IS AND IT'S A BABY!!!!!! :( A SMALL FRIEND!!!!

it is normal and healthy to cry over the first live colossal squid footage

Hi yes so ever since Miku dropped on Fortnite my obsession was reignited. This drawing it inspired by a email I got from GoodSmileCompany about a new Miku Noodle Stopper figure. I thought Miku sleeping in Ramen would be so cute so I hope you guys like!

sometimes i'll read smut but every time i do it is for purely anthropological reasons and im stroking my chin in fascination the whole time and occasionally saying "hmm yes..yes.." and scribbling done some notes

whenever i mention licking batteries i am met with either "wtf dont lick batteries" or "yeah same who hasnt" so i would like to know what the people of tumblr think

ALSO PLEASE DO NOT PUT BATTERIES IN YOUR MOUTH!!!! licking one end of a battery is pretty safe but putting both ends in is a BAD idea for multiple reasons. i am also just some fucking guy so honestly dont even trust me saying that licking them is safe.

I like my men like i like my coffee: mysterious omens of disaster that will kill you in high dosage

hey, [puts my hand on your shoulder, nods solemnly] get a lip piercing.

The day I learn to :3 irl is the day the whole world bends to my will

soooo tempted to learn woodworking, learn barrel making, modify that skill and make a butter churn, learn to churn butter, and finally- make butter. i should practice my metalwork too for the barrel probably