My Oil Painting Of An Uncrustable

actually the message of the matrix is that if a person deadnames you then you should explode them with your mind

whi am i always taking melatonin and them trying ti fight it, bro you WANTED to bev sleepky

"the internet is so big, all the information in the world is at your fingertips" yeah except for the information i am looking for such as "whats the normal amount of joint pain at my age". at least i can look at photos of creatures

in all fairness i like mugler alien but this is pretty accurate. it does smell like strange woman on plane and 2008 jazz man ex.

i thought you guys were cherrypicking fragrantica reviews but they really are all like this

I gave a victorian kid some sour patch kids and he sprinkled a little bit of cocaine on it as casually as you would salt before even taking a bite

laios can’t make eye contact because he is autistic, i can’t make eye contact because i am staring at his tits (and also have autism)

here's one i found a while back while sharing a box of these with my friend, brought me great joy

did you know they started printing contrasting words on either side of sweettarts? like bold and calm, local and global, head and heart? i did not, so you can imagine how startled i was to look down while eating my discount candy and see this:

Creation of Yaoi

(nsfw crop under)

the lord sayeth "halt thy child don't give in to sin!"

difference between a freak pervert and a philosopher is that the pervert has more fun

the world is full of mysteries and wonders. just now i got hit with the scent of blood, so strong and sharp that i was gagging, it then abruptly disappeared, and ill probably never know why that happened.