My Ideal Body Would Have A Thin Layer Of Peach Fuzz Over All Of It Like A Sphinx Cat, Prehensile Feet,

if tumblr dies you can find me acting on my best behaviour turn your back on mother nature everybody wants to rule the world

Having a really long-term hyperfixation that has since faded is terrifying yes but it's also so embarrassing. Hi I used to think about Scrimblo Splungus 25/7. Yeah, for 2 years straight. Nah, I don't think about them anymore except for with a vague sense of melancholy as I recall how they used to make me feel. Anyways this new one, Blimpkins McGee? I'm gonna think about them forever and the cycle will NOT repeat in 2 years. Trust me guys.

'Therd only 2 sexes..? "

Yeah... 5he one i did wirh your dad.... And the orher one with your dad

Oh im sorry fuck i didnt know your das died shit i take it back i take it back oh god i amso sorry jeses fucking christ i had no idea god damn it oh

i should give my piss boy plush piercings because york is pork now

sometimes you gotta do shit that would absolutely get you killed first in a horror film, like post on your phone thats on low battery while listening to Psycho Killer by the talking heads and walking down a street that has had multiple murders commited upon it at night

"you need this app to get more data"

" you have to update to a newer ios for this app"

"you can't download any ios other than the newest one that will fuck up your oldish phone"

"you don't have the storage for this update, buy more icloud storage to make it work"

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i hope one day your monopoly falls and you are crushed under its weight. you have already met your doom, it is in your mirror laughing like a wealthy man who doesn't know the meaning of hubris.

it should be socially acceptable to roll around on the ground groaning in pain . it wouldnt help get rid of the pain but i would feel a little better about it

body horror? i hardly know 'er!

[my limbs begin to shake and i hold them up in front of me just in time to see fingers tear through my skin from the inside, hands emerging from my wrists and elbows. i try to drop down to my knees only for more arms to burst from my legs, catching me on my way down, not even allowing me the right to curl into a ball in my agony. i try to close my eyes so i don't have to see but new eyes open up like wounds in my face and neck. i fall forwards, reaching out to grab your sleeve as against my will my body finds new ways to change me beyond recognition, cracking and tearing as it does so. you can see it is too late for me, you push me away and run.]

i probably have dyslexia but that's none of my business

Socrates: you're saying it's ok to be a bottom?

Calliclese: no comment.