Been Having Some Fun With Markers On Printed Out Photos I Took, Second One Was Drawn On A Negative Of

"stop muttering to yourself" i'm performing a one man play to a one man audience, i just found out the wife was secretly pregnant from ivf and was having a lesbian affair with the doctor. you stay out of it, this is art.

i have three seperate times now gotten a bit drunk and then explained hyper-carcinization. one of those times i had had 1 drink (granted i am quite small) and accidentally drew a porcelain crab without claws, felt like a carcinization fraud, and hunted down another porcelain crab drawing i had done to make sure i hadn't also forgotten claws on that one.

I was bored in class

i put the double D in PMDD...uhhh....hmm..someone with big boobs should steal this, it does not apply to me...

there is a mercy from the universe in me having the stupidest sneeze ever but also not having hay-fever or any animal allergies. i am thankful for it everyday.

happy out of touch halloween thursday

in all fairness i like mugler alien but this is pretty accurate. it does smell like strange woman on plane and 2008 jazz man ex.

i thought you guys were cherrypicking fragrantica reviews but they really are all like this

i watched one where a team made just a big box on wheels that looked like a building and labelled it "children's hospital for recovering children" and when the the other bots fought it a bunch of little child dolls fell out. they said their active weapon was psychological torture. and they fucking won!

competitive sports are not my thing at all but holy fuck i love bot fights- killing machines with googly eyes beat the shit out of each other while the nerds controlling them look absolutely giddy? 10/10 fucking incredible entertainment

i fucking love potato salad so much you get some potatoes and mayonaide nd pickles maybe or celery nd you mix and it so good i love potato salas