It Sucks That I Have To Lay In Bed And Wait Till I Fall Asleep. I Should Be Able To Simply Keep Going

not to be self centred but i think if i lived in gotham batman would have me on a watchlist

hate when letters from institutions and companies refer to me directly and by name. you do NOT know me like that.

i dreamed in broken esperanto and it was deeply confusing

whi am i always taking melatonin and them trying ti fight it, bro you WANTED to bev sleepky

honestly tumblr ads may be the most relevant ads i get. on youtube im getting military propaganda, on recipe blogs im getting sketchy health advice, on tumblr im getting HIGH QUALITY STEEL TOP BENCHES and BULK DRIED GINSENG ROOT and HOW TO SEE TULIPS IN AMSTERDAM which yeah all of those things sound pretty appealing to me tbh

it should be socially acceptable to roll around on the ground groaning in pain . it wouldnt help get rid of the pain but i would feel a little better about it

these screenshots taken from video fanfictions on youtube from 2009 will never not be funny to me

i need toast RIGHT NOW or i will cry so so hard it will make oceans and drown this toastless hell

Why don't you start an only fans and sell pictures of you eating horses? People are into that

bc i dont eat horses????

i just ate a giant pomegranate in my bed using my axe #livingmybestlife

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