Gotta Celebrate The Assassination Of A Long Dead Emperor On The 15th, But I'm Free On The 16th

gay apparel donned #jolly

Hey, don't cry, 236 species of woodpecker, ok?

An embroidery of the web version of the Merriam-Webster definition of embroidery.

i actually think using leeches in medical settings is fun and silly i would much rather they took my blood with leeches than needles. needle? oh no thats a needle. leech? huh, little guy. i am easily distracted from fear if there is a creature.

every day i die and then i am resurrected but i never come back quite right, this is why i am so fun and charming.

need someone to kiss me like our love is a certainty but fight me like we are deeply repressed homoerotic rivals

they should invent a magical girl wand that makes you chill tf out

i fucking love potato salad so much you get some potatoes and mayonaide nd pickles maybe or celery nd you mix and it so good i love potato salas

need a joint or a lobotomy

im so sad right now but ☝️ i also know many cool things