Here Ya Go Sport, Go Wild

Source: Associated Press

'Til I can hear it crack

There's this urban legend that if you have to pass a den of badgers, you should fill your boots with onions, because when a badger bites you it will hold on until it can hear your bones crack.

im like if an elderly man was barely a legal adult. im always complaining about back pain and being eccentric and walking off injuries instead of going to the doctor and using weird sayings and getting annoyed when people interrupt my daily rituals. but also i need to lie about my age on US alcohol websites

it's called joint pain bc i could really do with a fucking joint rn

i need sam to beat john winchester with a folding chair.

not to be self centred but i think if i lived in gotham batman would have me on a watchlist

i should make milk jelly to satisfy my glue drinking desires

"2 Truths and a Lie" but make it one truth, one half-truth, one lie, one core memory, and one suspected-but-unproven false memory. ok get set go

it's miku day!!!! here's a bacterial contamination miku fanart, i <3 this song

these screenshots taken from video fanfictions on youtube from 2009 will never not be funny to me