NEVER Get Into Anything Thats Heavy On Color Symbolism Bro . For Months You Will Not Be Able To Look

"you need this app to get more data"

" you have to update to a newer ios for this app"

"you can't download any ios other than the newest one that will fuck up your oldish phone"

"you don't have the storage for this update, buy more icloud storage to make it work"

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i hope one day your monopoly falls and you are crushed under its weight. you have already met your doom, it is in your mirror laughing like a wealthy man who doesn't know the meaning of hubris.

i dont want a fuck-buddy i want a fight-buddy where we mutually consent to occasionally beating the shit out of each other

Hi yes so ever since Miku dropped on Fortnite my obsession was reignited. This drawing it inspired by a email I got from GoodSmileCompany about a new Miku Noodle Stopper figure. I thought Miku sleeping in Ramen would be so cute so I hope you guys like!

6 hours; 2 of those were spent on this hair

more: parker / eliot

"hey how are you?" my insides are being scraped out with pottery tools and i am about to throw up on your shoes.

acupuncture is just trepanation with smaller holes

"the internet is so big, all the information in the world is at your fingertips" yeah except for the information i am looking for such as "whats the normal amount of joint pain at my age". at least i can look at photos of creatures

sometimes i'll read smut but every time i do it is for purely anthropological reasons and im stroking my chin in fascination the whole time and occasionally saying "hmm yes..yes.." and scribbling done some notes

'Til I can hear it crack

There's this urban legend that if you have to pass a den of badgers, you should fill your boots with onions, because when a badger bites you it will hold on until it can hear your bones crack.

how i've been feeling lately.