I Need To Get More Autistic On Here, What Ive Been Doing So Far Is Not Enough, I Need To Infodump

i should give my piss boy plush piercings because york is pork now

to clarify i am just some fuckin guy who loves making masks and ciphers, i think we'd have a silly dynamic where i am just doing my thing completely obliviously while he spies on me with increasing concern like "why would he be so into all of these specific things if he WASN'T going to become a villain or vigilante of some sort" but im actually just like that. im really interested in cannibalism, spontaneous human combustion, and a couple other things in that area too which probably wouldn't help. he'd be worried im going to become like the riddler but with ciphers but actually im just autistic

not to be self centred but i think if i lived in gotham batman would have me on a watchlist

everyday it is me vs the devious inescapable joint pain. i call this piece "joint pain is kicking my ass" and i had to stand up and walk to scanner to post it but i just want everyone to know that i was very strong and didn't cry even a little bit. i have the knees and ankles of an elderly man.

hey babe, heard you like pathetic men. well i just accidentally spilled a glass of water down my front then instantly burst into tears. yes im available

catcallers need to get better at annunciation

Whatever *sticks my dick in the gap between who you are and who you portray yourself as*

“I never imagined this even in my wildest fantasies”

well clearly you’re shit at fantasising, i’ve imagined far more self indulgent things

Socrates: you're saying it's ok to be a bottom?

Calliclese: no comment.

i could be wrong (and anyone feel free to correct me if i am) but i think this actually NOT a painting but instead part of richard prince's cowboy series where he took photos of, then cropped and edited, malboro cigarette boxes,

(the version that was on the box on the left and his on the right in the image below.)

this was actually a very controversial series bc richard prince did not credit the original photographer of the scenes.

Richard Prince (American, 1949), Untitled (Cowboy), 1999. Acrylic on canvas, 90½ x 50½ in.

if i were a supervillain i would make escape rooms and lock people in them. i wouldn’t kill them or anything, id supply them with food and water and such, id just wait and see how long it took them to get out. id also do experiments on people such as kidnapping someone and dumping them on an island with a language completely unfamiliar to them (seperate origin too) and seeing if the critical period of child language acquisition is real. i would never do these things as i do in fact have morals and a general desire for others to be happy HOWEVER if i got hit with evil-serum i would be a mostly harmless but very irritating villain. i just need someone to do my little rat races but hamsters cant understand morse code so alas unless i lose all my morals i am stuck. im like the riddler with a slightly different brand of autism.