Rewatched The Matrix Again. I Think I Need To Go On Testosterone.

to clarify i am just some fuckin guy who loves making masks and ciphers, i think we'd have a silly dynamic where i am just doing my thing completely obliviously while he spies on me with increasing concern like "why would he be so into all of these specific things if he WASN'T going to become a villain or vigilante of some sort" but im actually just like that. im really interested in cannibalism, spontaneous human combustion, and a couple other things in that area too which probably wouldn't help. he'd be worried im going to become like the riddler but with ciphers but actually im just autistic

not to be self centred but i think if i lived in gotham batman would have me on a watchlist

i dont smoke but man it would make my desire to sit on the edge of gutters and stare directly forward at nothing at 10 pm more socially acceptable if i did

i dont know why id waste time boring myself by telling lies for the sake of seeming normal in a social situation when i could tell lies for the sake of seeming like a peculiar entity. why would i pretend to be friends with someone i hate when i could say “i hate you” and spend my time instead training myself to politely nod and say a random name every time i see a bird in order to convince strangers that i have memorised and named all the pigeons in my local area

"the internet is so big, all the information in the world is at your fingertips" yeah except for the information i am looking for such as "whats the normal amount of joint pain at my age". at least i can look at photos of creatures

not to be self centred but i think if i lived in gotham batman would have me on a watchlist

rip Nathan ford you would’ve probably loved what’s going on with United Healthcare rn

do u think the freaky ass scientists in pacific rim gained each other's kinks after drifting in the alien brain. or are u not blessed with Sight like i am.

having adhd is all fun and games until you forget to eat because you are too busy sharpening your axe

hey babe, heard you like pathetic men. well i just accidentally spilled a glass of water down my front then instantly burst into tears. yes im available

painkillers are a lie made by big pain to give you false hope