Five Year Plan: I'm Hoping To Get Shot In The Back Of The Head Randomly Soon

Me lying down: I feel pretty much fine. What am I doing lying around? I should get up and do something. Or at least sit upright, damn.

Me when I’m upright: oh, Jesus. Oh, damn. Oh, RIGHT—this is why I was lying down.

i feel like getting shot would feel so interesting for two seconds and then it would probably feel bad

god won’t someone to put felt around my joints to decrease chipping and increase mobility

who wants to punch me in the face until i spit blood

YES IM LOOKING AT

Y O U !! 👀👀👀

Knock it off and take it easy!

Minimal symptoms and minimal pain doesn't mean overwork yourself to make up "lost time".

chronic pain diagnoses are all like yeah we don't know what this is or why it happens. we also don't know how to treat it. good luck out there soldier