Bitchthingie - Barely Functional™️

Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those

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People: the normal amount of pain is zero

Me, chronically ill: sounds sketchy but okay

dead

Best things about being disabled:

Not necessarily being in a flare up, but it’s been two weeks of things not being right and each day you lose more hope that it’ll ever be okay again

All food and drinks are making you sick, even water churns your stomach

The weather can make your writhe in pain

Not being able to do anything, watching TV is exhausting, even scrolling on your phone requires a modicum of attention

Sitting upright is painful

Lying down is painful

Keeping your eyes open is effort

Wishing you could be the old you, the healthy you

⚠️this is financial advice⚠️:

never buy anything