Me: I'm Feeling So Creative Today! I Wanna Draw, I Wanna Write, I Wanna Create! I Wanna Play Games!

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Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those

why cant i get on Sleepy Eepy Disease leave

"quick meal for when you're low on spoons!" *involves chopping vegetables* *uses a stove* *includes condiments* *involves letting something set/rest/simmer* *requires multiple kitchen items that will need to be washed* *estimated prep time: 30–45 minutes*

why did god have to give me the Post-Covid Mystery Illness. there’s so many illnesses we actually know about. but no i just Had to get the one that literally did not exist until 5 years ago