Merry Xmas 🎄.

I really want this

-_- apparently the cut-off for this thing I want to submit to (which closes tomorrow) is 70k words, and I’ve got 67k

I need to think of three thousand words of bullshit to pad this thing. like a chapter where everyone goes for coffee, or something. 

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

archers gloves vs digital artist gloves being opposite of one another

a gun holster is more or less functionally the same as lingerie

People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

fanart for ao3 user NumberFiveIsBack's amazing fic series ! more specifically the second installment

original by clairetablizo

made a gdocs OC sheet for Obey Me, since most of the templates I've seen are for artists and the doc templates are just simple txt files. as usual, it's meant to be for ppl like me who love to add a LOT of text <3

It's here if you'd like to use it! Remember to make your own copy -> File -> Make a copy!