Boss Is Asleep, Cannot Stop Me From Frogposting

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

The text reads “you did it! You made it to 2025 despite it all!”

wheres seasons greasons

While reading over the demon’s contract, you realize it was riddled with typos. Notably, ‘soul’ was misspelled as ‘sole’. You thought the demon would be pissed when you handed him 100 pairs of shoes as payment, but he just started to laugh hysterically and clap.

I really do lol

[id: a light purple userbox with a pastel purple border and pastel purple text that reads “this user loves hop, and doesn’t like when people talk bad about him.” on the left is an image of hop from pokemon sword and shield.  /end id]

depression tips™

shower. not a bath, a shower. use water as hot or cold as u like. u dont even need to wash. just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. sit on the floor if you gotta.

moisturize everything. use whatever lotion u like. unscented? dollar store lotion? fancy ass 48 hour lotion that makes u smell like a field of wildflowers? use whatever you want, and use it all over. 

put on clean, comfortable clothes. 

put on ur favorite underwear. cute black lacy panties? those ridiculous boxers u bought last christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt? put em on.

drink cold water. use ice. if u want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost.

clean something. doesn’t have to be anything big. organize one drawer of ur desk. wash five dirty dishes. do a load of laundry. scrub the bathroom sink. 

blast music. listen to something upbeat and dancey and loud, something that’s got lots of energy. sing to it, dance to it, even if you suck at both.

make food. don’t just grab a granola bar to munch. take the time and make food. even if it’s ramen. add something special to it, like a hard boiled egg or some veggies. prepare food, it tastes way better, and you’ll feel like you accomplished something. 

make something. write a short story or a poem, draw a picture, color a picture, fold origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic. even if you don’t think you’re good at it.

go outside. take a walk. sit in the grass. look at the clouds. smell flowers. put your hands in the dirt and feel the soil against your skin.

call someone. call a loved one, a friend, a family member, call a chat service if you have no one else to call. talk to a stranger on the street. have a conversation and listen to someone’s voice. if you can’t, text or email or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person. even if you don’t say much, listen to them.

cuddle your pets if you have them/can cuddle them. take pictures of them. talk to them. tell them how u feel, about your favorite movie, a new game coming out.

Zoozve, my beloved

A short story comic about a Shiny Shinx that I caught in Pokémon Violet!

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So made a six page comic or like 24 panels total to tell a story I had thought of after catching a Shiny Shinx in Pokémon Violet. So in the game some Pokémon have a gender difference. For Shinx, only the males have black on their back paws while females have back paws that are blue (normal) or yellow (shiny).

When I ran into this Shinx, I was like “oh cool I’m gonna catch a Shiny Girl Shinx!” but when it went to the Dex entry it showed that the Shinx was Male! Turns out, the developers accidently put the shiny female texture on the male model. Cause other than the back paws, the hair is longer for males and shorter for females. The regular blue Shinx models are correct in game. So I just thought it was cool and wanted to make a story about a trans Shinx and how it might try to communicate that “no, your Dex Entry is right, I’m a boy!” when the trainer would normally be aware of the difference.

Edit: Made a 7th Page cause it is getting a lot of attention on twitter and wanted to clarify it a bit haha.