MY POOR BOY LUCERYS 😭😭😭

You bet your ass when Rhaenyra was riding Syrax she was calculating the logistics of kissing Alicent up in the clouds. Like would Alicent be seated in front of her or behind her? What precise degree of leaning would provide her with the greatest access to Alicents lips? Would she flirt and then lean in, or lean in and then flirt?

when i say i'm watching a different house of the dragon than the rest of you i mean i'm watching the one with dykecent gaytower and theynyra targayean and it exists only in the beautiful minds of me and the girls on my phone

Wednesday holds up a bloody denim jacket: Tanaka, taste some of this blood to aid us in identifying the suspect

Yoko: Okay, first, ask me nicer. Second, I don't have to lick it, I can just smell it.

Enid: Wednesday, let me do it. I'm the werewolf.

Yoko: Whats that supposed to mean? You think you can smell blood better than a vampire?

Enid: Bestie, you could be the Queen of the Damned, and I would still sniff it better.

Yoko snatches the jacket out of Wednesday's hands: She didn't ask you, she asked the QUALIFIED blood expert

Enid grabs the sleeve of the jacket: Expert? Ajax gave you cow blood and you didn't even notice!

Yoko: Let go before you vom all over it, light weight

Enid: Don't worry, I'll aim for those Nike knock offs instead

Wednesday watches silently as Enid and Yoko fall to the ground wrestling for the jacket

Divina: Thanks for inviting me, Addams. Wanna Reese's cup?

Yoko: MUTT

Enid: HAG

i'm both dumber and smarter than you think so don't underestimate me because i'm actually smart about a lot of stuff but also don't be surprised if i'm dumb about some other stuff hope that helps

EMMA D’ARCY @ the 80th Annual Golden Globes Awards.  

This is canon

This looks like a fucking parody post, or an edgy edit, but it’s 100% official real Flintstones.

“Stealing these loaded looks with someone that you fancy and that’s forbidden, that’s hot. It’s all hot.” — Olivia Cooke on the allure of Rhaenyra and Alicent’s relationship dynamics for Variety

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