Laenyra para el corazón
Omg this is SUCH a grandma thing. She’s totally okay with them being queer, she’s just upset that she can’t feed them her world-famous ham.
“Honey, you’re so thin! Are you eating enough at home? I really don’t agree with this whole ‘vegetarian’ thing, I’m worried about my grandbaby not getting enough protein!!!”
rhaenyra targaryen and alicent hightower after six years
you heard him
I was thinking about how both Wednesday and Enid are ‘act now think about the consequences later’ type of people. And how therefore, with Wednesday’s uncanny ability to attract death and destruction wherever she goes, this will inevitably lead them into being half way into doing some stupid shit before realising they have no business being involved in said stupid shit…
Wednesday: I can’t believe you thought I did it.
Enid: I can’t believe you though I did it. I’m not the one prone to murder here.
Wednesday: Prone to murder? Name one person I’ve murdered so horrifically.
Enid, sarcastically: Oh I don’t know. That kid you dumped piranha on!
Wednesday: He’s still alive Enid! That’s only attempted murder!
Enid: Excuse me if I thought that meant you committing a successful murder was a possibility!
Wednesday: That’s so not the point and you know it.
Enid: Feel free to enlighten me.
Wednesday: Seriously? If I was going to kill someone i’d never be this sloppy. This is a complete hatchet job. No pun intended. I’m honestly offended my own girlfriend has such low expectations when it comes to my ability to kill someone and get away with it.
Enid: Oh my god why is this a thing you’re sensitive about? There was a dead guy right in front of me. I was freaking out! I’m sorry if I didn’t consider your feelings regarding the efficiency of whoever nerked the corpse I found you standing over.
Wednesday: You’re forgiven. Honestly the piranha incident wasn’t my finest work. I fear my easy capture and inability to finish the job will forever stain my otherwise perfect delinquency record.
Enid: I know, I know, woe is you. But sweetheart I need you and that big haunted brain of yours to focus. Because if you didn’t do it and I didn’t do it. Who’s fucking murder did we just cover up?
he thinks he's being so smooth with his little face on my leg. i SEE you, villain